May
27th
Thu
27th
Nov
13th
Fri
13th
For me, a panna cotta when you put the spoon in it, it should have the quiver of a, you know, 17th century courtesan’s inner thigh.
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Nigella Lawson while judging on the British TV Show, Top Chef.
God, i miss home.
Oct
16th
Fri
16th
It just occured to me…
“I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a chocolate bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it… so that it achieves its maximum flavour potential.”
Oct
2nd
Fri
2nd
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown
Sep
25th
Fri
25th
Chinese?
- Allison: my brother is taking Chinese!
- me: that's awesome. I'd love to live in Hong Kong for a while
- Allison: tamwih u.
- me: hmm....don't think that's chinese...
- Allison: wow. that's missig letters.
- it means "take me with you."
Sep
22nd
Tue
22nd
*sigh* True stories like this really put the additional $39.99 data plan fee into sharp perspective…
Um, yeah, this movie was called "Love, Actually" and it was AWESOME. Sorry America. You came late to the party and it doesn't matter how many celebrities you cram into this, it's NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I really want to believe in Gary Marshall, but if he thinks that a vibrating BlackBerry joke and a girl shoving chocolates in her face while talking about how she knows it’s her fault that she’s “ALONE! On VALENTINES DAY!” is representative of modern relationships, he needs to retire.
Okay. If you are still inclined, click the link and watch the preview. Prepare to be disappointed by roughly well-known actors, including Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway. Sigh.
Sep
4th
Fri
4th
I am indeed aware of the fact that posting cute animal themed videos is somewhat devoid of originality. But seriously…
Jul
16th
Thu
16th
This may well be my new favourite app
Police chief denounces use of new iphone app that pinpoints speed camera locations as “cowardly”…
And today’s Word of the Day is…
